So, apparently there is a television show where a bunch of dudes who look like they just left behind their Aryan buddies in prison make custom motorcycles. The Orange County Choppers (actually located in New York!) were commissioned to make a special motorcycle for the Army. And here it is. The Sergeant Major of the Army rode it at Rolling Thunder this year. I sat on it, and even though our friend Zandria Michaud insists that your testicles stop growing at 30, I think mine grew a little that day.

And yes, the bike is just as hideous as it looks from afar, custom-made with an M-16 and grenades and love.